It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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