so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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