He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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