Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i barfeds in our rink
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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