your parents love me but you hate me
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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