does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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