Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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