windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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