Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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