have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
