y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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