how do flat chested girls get laid?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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