I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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