He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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