VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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