i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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