i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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