dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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