I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I intend to get homeless drunk
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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