I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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