What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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