the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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