This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I party with great urgency now.
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