belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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