you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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