Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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