There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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