He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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