well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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