I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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