belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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