He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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