ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You took a bar mat shot.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
