Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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