i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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