I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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