Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It's official drugs can't kill me
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
