I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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