GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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