Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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