try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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