Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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