So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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