the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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