No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
try to milk me bitch
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