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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I look better un-naked...
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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