Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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