Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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