I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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