they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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