Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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