Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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