I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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